The Bizarre

 No, but you are awesome.

 

Better hope you’re in jail for less than that.

 

 

Never mention Sex in the pen

 

 

 He must have been busy…your whole life.

 

 

Arrested Drunks go to jail.

 

 

Better hope you aren’t sharing a cell with one.

 

 

 Say that to the judge.

 

Except in this case.

 

Bambi: Kmart by day, Stripper by night

 

 About bunnies? No.