Super Mario Rescues The Princess
Mario finally overcomes his enemy and rescues the woman he has been fighting to save. Too bad the princess is not impressed by what she sees.
Mario must be the most depressed game character in the world. Not only does he always have the disappointment of a big fat mushroom man who, inexplicably is guarded by a Bowser, tell him that the Princess isn’t here, when he finally gets there, well he’s a fat italian plumber, can he really expect anything from her?
Five bucks says that if Nintendo would let him die he would.
