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Hurricane Ivan from the Space Station

Posted by rappin On April - 30 - 2008

 

 

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Ninety percent of the houses on Grenada were damaged by the destructive force of Hurricane Ivan. At its peak, Ivan was a Category 5 hurricane, the highest power category on the Saffir-Simpson Scale, and created sustained winds in excess of 200 kilometers per hour. Ivan was the largest hurricane to strike the US in 2004, and, so far, the 10th most powerful in recorded history. As it swirled in the Atlantic Ocean, the tremendous eye of Hurricane Ivan was photographed from above by the orbiting International Space Station. The name Ivan has now been retired from Atlantic Ocean use by the World Meteorological Organization.

Cloverfield Monster Leaked [PIC]

Posted by rappin On April - 30 - 2008

This is suposedly a leaked image showing the Monster in the new J.J. Abrams produced film Cloverfield.
It looks like a whale. Could this be it?

 

 

 

 

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Wives of Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow

Posted by rappin On April - 29 - 2008

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Cartoons’ anatomy

Posted by rappin On April - 28 - 2008

Animation was the format of choice for children’s television in the 1960s, a decade in which children’s programming became almost entirely animated.

These Icons are usually grotesquely distorted from the human form from which they derive.

Michael Paulus decided to dissect them like science does to all living objects - trying to come to an understanding as to their origins and true physiological make up.
Possibly to better understand them and see them in a new light for what they are in the most basic of terms.

 

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Alien like creatures found in Russian trench

Posted by rappin On April - 27 - 2008

Alien like creatures found in Russian trench

Wow this is really something, it could be fake but it look real

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Book on life: the book that grows a plant

Posted by rappin On April - 26 - 2008

Eric Zhang embeded some industrial design elements in this prose florilegium which name is “book on life”. People can plant whatever they like in the left side of the book and watch it grow. During this process readers do not only learn the meaning of life but they create life themselves.
Eight small LED lights are fixed on the bottom of the plants and in the evening the book can be turned on to become a lamp with the unique light reflect from the leaves.
It sure looks nice in the dark.

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Celebrities In Fairy Tale Scenes

Posted by rappin On April - 26 - 2008

At the request of Disney, Annie Leibovitz has taken photos of celebrities based on the magic of Walt Disney’s theme parks. They are part of a new promotion for the Year of a Million dreams.
Each image features a scene from a Disney movie with a special featured celebrity transformed into the role of a fabled Disney character.

Scarlett Johansson

As Cinderella, Scarlett Johansson is seen running down a flight of stairs as the clock strikes midnight with her glass slipper unknowingly left behind. The tagline reads, “Where every Cinderella story comes true.”
Befitting a true princess, Johansson wears a stunning, one-of-a-kind Harry Winston tiara — a dazzling piece in platinum with more than 62 carats of sparkling diamonds and valued at $325,000. The dress worn by Johansson is a custom-made, Cinderella-inspired gown designed by Nicoletta Santoro.

 

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Actress Rachel Weisz as ‘Snow White.’

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Beyoncé Knowles, Oliver Platt and Lyle Lovett

Beyoncé appears as “Alice in Wonderland,” twirling in a teacup, accompanied by Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter and Lyle Lovett as the March Hare. The tagline reads, “Where Wonderland is your destiny.”
“It’s two great imaginations coming together — Disney and Annie Leibovitz,” said Lovett. “To be along for the ride really is quite something, just knowing that you’re going to be part of a great Disney character. And then when you step into the imagination of Annie Leibovitz, you know you’re in another world.”

 

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Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel is portrayed as Pocahontas in a photo illustration titled “Where Dreams Run Free.”

 

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David Beckham
David Beckham plays the part of the gallant Prince Phillip from “Sleeping Beauty,” atop his trusted steed fighting the evil dragon. The tagline reads, “Where imagination saves the day.”
“There were many Disney characters I liked as a kid,” said Beckham. “Now my sons love the Disney characters and it’s a big part of their lives, a big part of many children’s lives around the world. So to be part of that is an honor and very exciting.
“I love going to Disney, I’m like a big kid,” he added.

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Gisele Bundchen, Mikhail Baryshnikov and Tina Fey
This scene entitled “Where You Never Have to Grow Up,” features supermodel Gisele Bundchen portraying Wendy Darling, with dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov as Peter Pan and actress Tina Fey as Tinker Bell.

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Jennifer Lopez, posed as Jasmine and husband Marc Anthony as Aladdin from Disney’s “Aladdin,” travel over the Arabian desert in a piece called “Where a Whole New World Awaits.”

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Whoopi Goldberg as the Genie from “Aladdin”.

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Roger Federer
Tennis ace Roger Federer, who has been the #1 ranked men’s tennis player in the world for four consecutive years, portrays King Arthur and pulls a sword from the anvil that holds a magical grip upon it. The gallant scene is reminiscent of Disney’s animated film ‘The Sword in the Stone,’ in which a young King Arthur follows the wizardly teachings of Merlin. 

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Julie Andrews and Abigail Breslin
Julie Andrews portraying the Blue Fairy from Disney’s ‘Pinocchio’ with her ‘apprentice’ fairy, portrayed by starlet Abigail Breslin.

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Crazy, Fun, Weird and Interesting facts

Posted by rappin On April - 25 - 2008

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it)

3. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How’d they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can’t get over that pig thing)

(Don’t try this at home…maybe at work?)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn’t seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm……..)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you’re ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of…?)

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew….? Who cares? How’d they find out, did they ask them?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes…can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(Honey, I’m home. What the….)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there…)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig … quality over quantity)

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez) (That’s almost as bad as catfish)

16. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.

(I know some people like that.)

17. Starfish don’t have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Interesting Facts II

1. Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)

19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn’t like being seen wearing them in public.

20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

21. Pearls melt in vinegar.

22. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

23. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

24. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs.

25. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo and no one knows why. (Or does it? http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm)

26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word ‘criminal.’ The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world’s nuclear weapons combined.

31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

34. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

37. It’s physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. (or can you? http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow.jpg http://www.uvm.edu/~dfisher1/random/elbow2.jpg)

38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

39. A snail can sleep for three years.

40. No word in the English language rhymes with ‘MONTH.’

41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

44. All polar bears are left handed.

45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,

including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

46. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

48. ‘Go’, is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

Presidential Cars From Around the World

Posted by rappin On April - 25 - 2008

 

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Finland - Mercedes s600l

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Austria - Audi a8

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Brunei - Bentley, Rolls Royce, Ferrari, Porsche, Mercedes Benz CLK-GTR, McLaren F1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bostvana - Bentley Arnage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Japan - Toyota Century

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Russian Federation - zil41052

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Nepal - Jaguar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Indonesia - Mercedes-Benz-w140

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Czech Republic - Skoda

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sri Lanka - Bmw e38

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Malavi - Toyota Land Cruiser

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Nicaragua - Mercedes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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France - Renault Safrane Biturbo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Monaco - Lexus 600h

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hong Kong - Lexus 600h

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Iceland - Lexus 600h

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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New Zealand - BMW 7 Series

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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America - Cadillac

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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America - Cadillac

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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England - Bentley

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Germany - Mercedes Benz s600 and 300

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Though a few seasons of mismanagement and poor writing has made The Simpsons less relevant over here, they still seem to have enough pull in the European market to help Renault push some of its New Kangoos. We like the quirky looking MPV, so it doesn’t offend us that Marge, Lisa, Bart, Homer and Maggie end up enjoying the features of the Kangoo. People gotta make change, even animated people, and most of them do it in other countries where no one will ever see.

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NEW RENAULT KANGOO ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN FEATURING THE SIMPSONS

• An original partnership imagined by Publicis Conseil: 20th Century Fox L&M and Renault
• An original ad campaign: the Simpsons leave the world of the series to explore the real world
• New Renault Kangoo, the ultimate family car, can take anything - even the ultimate family - the Simpsons

 

20th Century Fox L&M, Renault and Publicis signed an agreement on September 19, 2007 on using the characters from “The Simpsons” to promote New Renault Kangoo. This is the first time Renault has worked with Fox L&M, one of the leading licensing and merchandising companies globally.

 

The tone of the campaign is thoroughly humorous, with the Simpsons subjecting New Renault Kangoo to a real “torture test” to highlight the car’s feature qualities. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and grandfather Abraham Simpson leave Springfield and appear in the “real” world. They put New Kangoo through its paces, testing the vehicle’s main qualities to the hilt. The folding rear bench, comfortable seats and ingenious storage bins are all put to serious use by the family.

 

Even more practical and comfortable, New Renault Kangoo embodies the best in family cars. Pairing it with the irreverent Simpsons brand shows Renault’s desire to adopt a unique, offbeat tone while remaining faithful to its core values: human, reliable and enthusiastic.

The international Simpsons/New Renault Kangoo advertising campaign will be aired in 29 countries, starting in France on February 9.